It’s no surprise that the ‘sexy librarian’ archetype is so popular, because if there’s one thing Americans find sexy, it’s reading.
(And if you’re feeling sexy, why not go check out one of my short stories here?)
I just checked, and stupidity is not one of the seven deadly sins. And neither is laziness.
Worldwide over 1.5 million people die every year from diabetes. Which I guess is why they don’t call it liveabetes.
Sometimes I really miss living with Stockholm Syndrome.
I felt pretty guilty when I got caught having sex with my friend Seamus… maybe that was just the Catholic in me.
Did you know that eight out of ten times people forget to reduce their fractions?
I’m not addicted to drugs, but if I was, I’d probably be the kind of addict that would say, “I’m not addicted to drugs,” while high on crack cocaine right now.
My parents always needed to figure out specific times to have sex as they got older, since they didn’t want to get caught. For example, they both knew that a good window of opportunity was whenever the other one was out of town.
I could care less when people say I could care less, because it kind of annoys me.
I was offered a job as a hand model, but I refuse to work in an industry that promotes unrealistic standards of people’s hands.